Epizoda X/2: MORPHEUS

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Landry: "There are no correct answers."
Vala: "For instance when they ask me: What do you consider your biggest flaw?"
Landry: "No, they won't ask that question…"
Vala: "...my answer will be, that I feel I am too much of a perfectionist. You see… I… I… uh… put a positive spin on a negative."
Landry: "Yes, that was very transparent."
Vala: "Question 2: You are in the desert…you see a tortoise lying on his back, in the hot sun… you recognize his plight but do nothing to help…why? Hmmm… why… because… you are also a tortoise."

Hutchinson: "Vala, I'm Dr. Hutchinson. Oh…have a seat. So, how are you feeling?"
Vala: "Very well…very well…well…You know all things considered… I mean… you'd assume I'd be a prime candidate for an acculturation difficulty enduring feelings of… displacement and alienation. Perhaps even a little paranoid-ideation. Hmm? But the truth is I was able to adopt an abstract attitude which allowed me to… release some of my repressed feelings ultimately providing me with a cathartic actual relaxation. How are you feeling?"
Hutchinson: "I'm fine."

Vala: "General, just wondering if they've reached a decision on my mental well being yet?"
Landry: "Dr Hutchinson isn't finished with you yet, you're to meet with him again later today."
Vala: "Aye… if I may speak candidly, general, I have a feeling that Dr Hutchinson is somewhat troubled… In fact I think he may be suffering from Klinefelter syndrome, though you didn't hear it from me."
Landry: "The only thing Dr Hutchinson is suffering from is the headache you gave him. I suggest you stop playing games and start taking this evaluation very seriously."
Vala: "I thought I was. "
Landry: "Oh… lets call that delusional memory."

Hutchinson: "Have you ever stolen anything?"
Vala: "No." (the detector spikes) "That depends on how you define… stolen."
Hutchinson: "These are control questions designed to gauge your reaction by eliciting both truthful and deceptive answers from you… You're doing fine… just… try to relax. You're looking very nice today."
Vala: "Oh, thank you… you're looking rather dashing yourself…"
Hutchinson: "Oh thanks…" (the detector spikes again)
Vala: "I mean… nice…" (It continues to spike) "I… I… I… I… I mean not objectionable…" (Vala stares at the machine as it spikes again)

Hutchinson: "Ah, Vala."
Vala: "Oh, not you again!"

Landry: "What's going on?"
Vala: "I'm leaving. I'm not staying somewhere, where I'm not welcome… And don't even think of making me stay against my will!"
Landry: "Wouldn't dream of it. But I'd figured you'd want to stay after going through all the trouble of passing the psychiatric evaluation."
Vala: "I passed?"
Landry: "Dr Hutchinson seems to think that you have a lot of potential."
Vala: "He does?"
Landry: "He feels you can make a… significant contribution here at Stargate Command. And I agree."
Jackson: "Congratulations."
Vala: "I… I'm a little… overwhelmed. But… as my first official act I'd like to report a rather disagreeable little man."
Woolsey: "That would be me."
Landry: "Mr. Woolsey's offer was part of the test. We wanted to make sure we could trust you."
Vala: "I knew that. But were his sexual advances part of the test?"
Woolsey: "What?! That's... General… I… I can assure you..."
Vala: "Well, I would have even considered playing along but some of his requests were… well… a little… unusual… even for me."
Woolsey (shakes head): "General, I would never... General!. General, wait…General, I want you to know-"

Vala: "See, I still think it's cause for celebration so I say we go out, have lunch and I'll pay."
Mitchell: " Pay with what exactly?"
Vala: "Well… Daniel will cover me until I get my share of the loot."
Jackson: "Loot...
Vala: "Yeah, from all the treasures we're going to bring back from our offworld travels. What? I have to wait until I'm off probation before I can start collecting?"

Hodnocení:
Věra: 3/5
Pěkný scény Vala vs. dr. Hutchinson a závěrečná scéna mezi Valou a Woolseyem. Ale celkově mě to moc nebavilo.